Friday, April 10, 2009

Top 10 Reasons the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
10. Big tax write-off.

9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, baked in brownies.

7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens if he buys in bulk.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He knows that for some guys, these are the only chicks they ever get!
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"

"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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