Life's little surprises

This past summer my parents took a trip to Seattle and Vancouver, B.C. My mom told me of something that happened while they were on the beach (I believe it was in Seattle). A bird flew over head and aimed right for her. Well, not only did this bird NOT miss my mom, but he (or she... I don't want to be bird sexist) had been eating some kind of dark berry and the poop was dark bluish purple. She was COVERED! The stain never came out of her clothes. Got to love those little surprises in life!